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- How To Make Up Jokes And Puns: Extreme Improv Skills Show #15
The Extreme Improv Skills Show Podcast is back, and for the first time ever it is available in video form! In this episode David discusses skills for how to make up jokes and puns. Using classic joke structures such as 99 Blanks Walk Into a Bar, Why did the Blank Cross the Road and many… - E.T The Extra-Terrestrial Recharged For Atari VCS, PS5 and Nintendo Switch Reveal Trailer
E.T The Extra-Terrestrial Recharged for Atari VCS! The trailer for the game all VCS owners have been dreaming of for 40 years!!! Check out the trailer above! Finally a reality? No of course not! This is a proof of concept joke trailer for April Fools! Ta-da! But hope you enjoyed it and wouldn’t it be… - Extreme Improv K9 Comedy Set For Theatres And Streaming Platforms
Today we’re proud to announce that dogs are taking over the running of Extreme Improv International. Lead by co-project leads CEO Buddy the King Charles Cavalier Spaniel, and Jr Vice President Rocky the Working Cocker, they will be refocussing the business operations of our core brands Extreme Improv Comedy Show, Extreme Improv Xstreamed, Geek Battle… - Four Weddings And A Cyberman Plus Other Hugh Grant Doctor Who Adventures
Just for fun, let’s imagine some Hugh Grant X Doctor Who movie titles…or Doctor Hugh movies as we might say. Hugh, who played a version of the Doctor in the 1999 Red Nose Day special ‘The Curse of Fatal Death’ is currently rumoured to be returning to the role ahead of the show’s 60th Anniversary… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Mob Boss Edition
What did the Mob Boss do at the wedding? Put your best punchlines in the comments Here’s one to get started: What did the mob boss do at the wedding? They kissed the bribe You can get loads more jokes in the jokes section of the site, and don’t forget to check out the Jesters Jam… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Alien Edition
What party game do aliens play? Put your best punchlines in the comments section Here’s one ot get started: What party game do aliens play? Duck Duck Xenomorph You can get loads more jokes in the jokes section of the site, and don’t forget to check out the Jesters Jam comedy panel show on the… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Mythical Creatures Edition
What party game do mythical animals play? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: What party game do mythical animals play?Pin the tails on the deity of Mt. Zhongshan For more jokes of the day check out the Jokes section and don’t miss the Jesters Jam quick fire joke telling… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Skeleton Edition
What do you call a party game for SKELETONS? Put your best punchlines in the comments Here’s one to get started: What do you call a party game for skeletons? Skin the bottle! For more jokes of the day check out the Jokes section and don’t miss the Jesters Jam quick fire joke telling show on the Extreme… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Fast Food Edition
What did the fast food employee do at their wedding? Put your best punchlines in the comments Here’s one to get started: What did the fast food employee do at their wedding? They exchanged onion rings! For more Jokes check out the Jokes section of the site. Also check out the Jesters Jam show on… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Walt Disney Edition
What social media platform does Walt Disney use? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: What social media platform does Walt Disney use? MiceSpace For more jokes of the day check out the Jokes section and don’t miss the Jesters Jam quick fire joke telling show on the Extreme Improv… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Vicar Edition
What social media platform do Vicars use? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: What social media platform do Vicars use? GoodBook! For more jokes of the day check out the Jokes section and don’t miss the Jesters Jam quick fire joke telling show on the Extreme Improv YouTube channel. - JOKE OF THE DAY: Elves Edition
What social media platform do Elves use? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: What social media platform do Elves use? LINKedIn For more jokes of the day check out the Jokes section and don’t miss the Jesters Jam quick fire joke telling show on the Extreme Improv YouTube channel. - JOKE OF THE DAY: Skeletor Edition
What social media platform does Skeletor use? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: What social media platform does Skeletor use? No-face book! For more jokes of the day check out the Jokes section and don’t miss the Jesters Jam quick fire joke telling show on the Extreme Improv YouTube… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Cannibal Edition
What do you call a social media platform for Cannibals? Put your best punchlines in the comments. Here’s one to get started: What do you call a social media platform for Cannibals? twEATher For more of our jokes of the day check out the Jokes Section of the site. Also check out our Jesters Jam show on… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Insect Edition
What do you call a social media platform for insects? Put your best punchlines in the comments. Here’s one to get started: What do you call a social media platform for insects? WaspApp! For more of our jokes of the day check out the Jokes Section of the site. Also check out our Jesters Jam show on… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Hot Dog Edition
99 Hot Dogs walk into a bar Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: 99 Hot Dogs walk into a bar They wanted to ketchup with friends For more of our jokes of the day check out the Jokes Section of the site. Also check out our Jesters Jam show on the Extreme… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Wicked Witch Edition
Did you hear that the Wicked Witch won at the Olympics? Put your best punchlines to this . Here’s one to get started: Did you hear that the Wicked Witch won at the Olympics? She won by being Gymnasty! For more of our jokes of the day check out the Jokes Section of the site. Also… - JOKE OF THE DAY: PENGUIN EDITION
What did the PENGUIN do at the Festival? Put your best punchlines in the comments. Here’s one to get started: What did the Penguin do at the festival? Earned a waddle of cash! For more of our jokes of the day check out the Jokes Section of the site. Also check out our Jesters Jam show… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Toy Maker Edition
Did you hear that the TOY MAKER fell down the well?He couldn’t FIGURE out how to escape! Put your best punchlines in the comments! For more of our jokes of the day check out the Jokes Section of the site. Also check out our Jesters Jam show on the Extreme Improv YouTube channel. - JOKE OF THE DAY: Garbage Man Edition
How did the Garbage man win the fight? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: How did the Garbage man win the fight? scared them with trash talk For more of our jokes of the day check out the Jokes Section of the site. Also check out our Jesters Jam show… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Translator Edition
How did the Translator win the fight? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: How did the translators win the fight? With a murro, udarac, slag and vuistslag For more of our jokes of the day check out the Jokes Section of the site. Also check out our Jesters Jam show… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Stand Up Comic Edition
How many Stand Up Comics does it take to change a light bulb? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: How many Stand Up Comics does it take to change a light bulb? 2 were going to do it, but one had a Pryor engagement For more of our jokes… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Painter Edition
How did the Painter win the fight? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: How did the painter win the fight? He called his friend Pablo Kicasso For more of our jokes of the day check out the Jokes Section of the site. Also check out our Jesters Jam show on… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Librarian Edition
How many Librarians does it take to change a light bulb? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: How many Librarians does it take to change a light bulb? It takes just one chap t’ do it For more of our jokes of the day check out the Jokes Section of… - JOKE OF THE DAY Gardener Edition
How many Gardeners does it take to change a light bulb? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: How many Gardeners does it take to change a light bulb? Just one planted a new bulb but it didnt light up For more of our jokes of the day check out… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Playwright Edition
How many Playwrights does it take to change a light bulb? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: How Manyplaywrights does it take to change a light bulb? It takes just one to Check ov the task form the list For more of our jokes of the day check out… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Silent Movie Edition
How Many Silent Movie Actors does it take to change a light bulb? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: How Many Silent Movie Actors does it take to change a light bulb? they all failed and Buster key Ton of bulbs in the process For more of our jokes… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Conspiracy Theorist Edition
99 Conspiracy Theorists walk into the bar… Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: 99 Conspiracy Theorists walk into the bar… They drank all night and had an illuminparti For more of our jokes of the day check out the Jokes Section of the site. Also check out our Jesters Jam… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Monster Edition
99 Monsters walk into the bar… Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: 99 Monsters walk into the bar They drank all night because it was a loch in For more of our jokes of the day check out the Jokes Section of the site. Also check out our Jesters Jam… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Rodent Edition
99 Rodents walk into a bar Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: 99 rodents walk into the bar they drank their drinks and left without paying the gerBILL For more of our jokes of the day check out the Jokes Section of the site. Also check out our Jesters Jam… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Rasputin Edition
Did you hear that Rasputin wrote a self help book? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: Did you hear that Rasputin wrote a self help book? It’s called Tsarcasm Will Get You Nowhere! For more of our jokes of the day check out the Jokes Section of the site. Also… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Angela Lansbury Edition
Did you hear that Angela Lansbury wrote a self help book? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: Did you hear that Angela Lansbury wrote a self help book? It’s called A Guide to Canabis with Mrs Potts Our favourite Homer Simpson joke from last time came from Dave Green… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Homer Simpson Edition
Did you hear that Homer Simpson wrote a self help book? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: Did you hear that Homer Simpson wrote a self help book? It’s called the do’s and dohs! Our favourite Spock joke from last time came from Jimmy Mac and was: Did you… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Spock Edition
Did you hear that Spock broke the law? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: Did you hear that Spock broke the law? He enterPrised open a vulCan of Jim BEAM me up that he hadn’t paid for Our favourite Scarlett Johanson joke from last time came from Randy Dickson… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Scarlett Johansson Edition
Did you hear that Scarlett Johannson broke the law? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: Did you hear that Scarlett Johannson broke the law? Now she’s the girl with someone else’s pearl earring! Our favourite Looney Tunes joke from last time came from Kapilthev Ki and was: Did you… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Looney Tunes Edition
Did you hear that the Looney Tunes broke the law? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: Did you hear that the Looney Tunes broke the law? Really? That’s awful folks! Our favourite Matthew McConaughey joke from last time came from Jack McDermott III and was: Did you hear Matthew… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Matthew McConaughey Edition
Did you hear that Matthew McConaughey broke the law? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: Did you hear that Matthew McConaughey broke the law? Apparently he was inta stealing Our favourite Loki joke from last time came from Jack McDermott III and was: Did you hear Loki started a… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Loki Edition
Did you hear that Loki started a business? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: Did you hear that Loki started a business? It’s selling a body spray called Odin Eaters Our favourite Al Capone joke from last time came from Rob Kirby and was: Did you hear Al Capone… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Al Capone Edition
Did you hear that Al Capone started a business? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: Did you hear that Al Capone started a business? It’s a clothing line called The Chicago Outfit Our favourite Queen Victoria joke from last time came from Brian Armstrong and was: Did you hear… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Queen Victoria Edition
Did you hear that Queen Victoria started a business? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: Did you hear that Queen Victoria started a business? It’s selling a bad joke book called Pun is Not Amused Our favourite Julius Caesar joke from last time came from Haydn Davis and was:… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Julius Caesar Edition
Did you hear that Julius Caesar started a business? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: Did you hear that Julius Caesar started a business? It’s a hotel called Rest on My Laurels Our favourite BANK ROBBER joke from last time came from Marty Gordon and was: What did the… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Bank Robber Edition
What did the BANK ROBBER do at the Seaside? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: What did the Bank Robber do at the Seaside? Went to the ice cream van and got a lot of lolly! Our favourite Dog joke from last time came from Marty Gordon and was:… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Dog Edition
What did the dog do at the Seaside? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: What did the dog do at the Seaside? He Waved at his mother as he was a son of a Beach… Our favourite Freddie Mercury joke from last time came from Danny George and was:… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Freddie Mercury Edition
How did Freddie Merc escape the desert island? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: How did Freddie Merc escape the desert island?He broke free under pressure and got away on his bicycle Our favourite Macaulay Culkin joke from last time came from Marty Gordon and was: How did Macaulay… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Macaulay Culkin Edition
How did Macaulay Culkin escape the desert island? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: How did Macaulay Culkin escape the desert island?He wanted his brother to come pick him up so gave him a Buzz Our favourite Chiropractor joke from last time came from Marty Gordon and was: How… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Chocolatier Edition
How did the Chocolatier escape the desert island? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: How did the Chocolatier escape the desert island? They tried coming back on a double decker but flaked out when it started to sink Our favourite Chiropractor joke from last time came from Eric Caldwell… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Chiropractor Edition
How did the Chiropractor escape the desert island? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: How did the Chiropractor escape the desert island? They manipulated their way BACK Our favourite Commuter joke from last time came from Brian Armstrong and was: How did Shakespeare escape the desert island? Marlowe built… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Shakespeare Edition
How did the Shakespeare escape the desert island? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: How did the Shakespeare escape the desert island? It was a comedy of errors, but it did inspire The Tempest so all’s well that ends well. Our favourite Commuter joke from last time came from… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Commuter Edition
How did the Commuter escape the desert island? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: How did the Commuter escape the desert island? They called for a scUber! Our favourite pineapple joke from last time came from Matthew Paul Burrows and was: How did the MILKMAN escape the desert island?He… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Milk Man Edition
How did the MILKMAN escape the desert island? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: How did the milkman escape the desert island? He got away on his milk float! Our favourite pineapple joke from last time came from John Locke and was: Why didn’t the pineapple cross the road?… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Bodily Functions Edition
Did you hear about the Food namedafter the bodily function? Put your best punchlines in the comments!Here’s one to get started: Did you hear about the Food namedafter the bodily function?Cough-ee and cream Our fave Book Joke from last time came from David Miller Sarton and was: Did you hear about the fast food named… - JOKE OF THE DAY:
Did you hear about the Fast Food named after the Book? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: Did you hear about the sandwich named after the book? It was a real page turnover Our fave sport Joke from last time came from Reuben Strife and was: Did you hear… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Sports Edition
Did you hear about the sandwich named after the sport? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: Did you hear about the sandwich named after the sport? It was called the Golf Club Sandwich and comes on Tiger bread Our fave Actor Joke from last time came from Marty Gordon… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Actor Edition
Did you hear about the sandwich named after the actor? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: Did you hear about the sandwich named after the actor?It was called the Rye Bread Renolds Our fave Pokemon Joke from last time came from David Pustansky and was: Did you hear about… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Pokemon Edition
Did you hear about the Pokemon that got trapped in a lift? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: Did you hear about the Pokemon that got trapped in a lift?It wanted to level up. Our faveStar Wars Joke from last time came from Rob Kirby and was: Did you… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Nicholas Cage Edition
Did you hear about that Nicholas Cage got trapped in a lift? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: Did you hear about that Nicholas Cage got trapped in a lift?He was going to Level B, but he started screaming ‘Not the B!’ Our faveStar Wars Joke from last time… - Joke of the Day: Star Wars Edition
Did you hear about the Star Wars character who got trapped in a lift? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: Did you hear about the Star Wars character who got trapped in a lift?He thought It’s a trap! Our fave Ice Cream Man joke from last time came from… - JOKE OF THE DAY: Ice Cream Man Edition
Did you hear about the Ice Cream Man who got trapped in a lift? Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started:Did you hear about the Ice Cream Man who got trapped in a lift?He couldn’t waffer someone to rescue him Our fave Mythological Creature joke from last time came from… - Joke of the Day
Did you hear about the restaurant run by the Mythological Creature?Put your best punchlines in the comments! Here’s one to get started: Did you hear about the restaurant run by the Mythological Creature? It’s called Dragon’s Denny’s Our fave Soldier joke from last time came from Marty Gordon and was:Did you the hear about the… - Joke of the Day
JOKE OF THE DAY Did you hear about the restaurant run by the Geniuses? Put your punchlines in the comments:Here’s one to get started: Did you hear about the restaurant run by the Geniuses? It’s called E=McDonalds Our favourite ROBOT joke from last time came from David Green and was: Did you hear about the… - JOKE OF THE DAY
Did you hear about the restaurant run by the Robots?Put your punchlines in the comments: Here’s one to get started: Did you hear about the restaurant run by the Robots? It’s called Tasty Bytes! Our favourite FOOTBALL joke from last time came from Andrew William Marshall and was Did you hear about the restaurant run…