JOKE OF THE DAY: Bodily Functions Edition

JOKE OF THE DAY: Bodily Functions Edition

Did you hear about the Food namedafter the bodily function?

Put your best punchlines in the comments!
Here’s one to get started:

Did you hear about the Food namedafter the bodily function?
Cough-ee and cream

Our fave Book Joke from last time came from David Miller Sarton and was:

Did you hear about the fast food named after the book? It’s a 24-gallon bucket of julienned potatoes that are only served to people under 12 years old. Kids, ask your parents to take you to McDonalds to get a Lord of the Fries today!

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